Our most anticipated workout session of the year is coming up, which means another year of humiliation on my behalf. I would have thought the unauthorized use of my image and likeness at the Olympics Theme Workout from the Summer and the uproar it caused would be enough for the Colussi family to finally give up their 3-year long mission of picking on me. But apparently they have another Chrisfacewedding gift ready to be passed out. My only hope is this video - sent by Paris and Tea's mom over the weekend - would be enough to demonstrate that these immature antics cause discontent not only to the humans involved, but animals as well.