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The Goon and Goblin Poll vol. 1 & 2


A very weird friendship-type substance has seemed to form recently in the gym between two very unlikely sources. First, we have Matt Fecht: marathon runner very serious about training who does not swear and considers himself overweight at 138 lbs. Then we have Jacob: a very non-marathon runner that is serious about his training in a very un-serious way, who invents new swear words by the minute and is out to try each and every method of weight-loss known in the free world except eating food like a normal human being.
Anywho, these two have been responsible for recent whiteboard polls that I think were articulate enough to be featured on the site. And here they are:
#1 (Jacob): What is the best Ke$ha song?
#2 (Matt): Did Carly Rae Jepsin want "him" to call her? Yes or no? Or maybe?
Matt (left) and Jacob (middle) will hopefully be providing more important polls like these.