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Saporito | Monday, January 30, 2023 at 8:00AM "Let's be honest... nobody is winning athlete of the summer but me."
Recently, I was confronted by the man with the exceptional people skills and his unexceptional calves to write for the gym's blog. Initially, I laughed and said do you want the site to go down in flames? But being me I said yes to him which has only led me to jail at this point. So its gotta be a good idea right??
Saturday, post session, was my first attempt at this blog malarchy. "Alright coach, what's the procedure?" "Think of something to write about, you have five minutes" "Bet, that's more time than I've ever lasted"
Sure enough five humbling minutes go by and I simply state...Chris man maybe you are more talented than a college dropout, this writing stuff isn't easy. I don't know, regular or cool ranch doritos? Ehh nah not even a discussion. How society is royaly fucked by tech? Save it for the psychologist. "Yo sap, who's gonna be fitter in 2 months you or Aaron." Bingo. My thoughts and fingers have developed a sudden connection.
I've had the pleasure to workout with Aaron over the recent Holiday break, and listen this guy is fit. Not only is Aaron putting up ridiculous times in recent workouts, his ability to turn it on coupled with his coachability will inevitably continue his gradual progression, but this isn't anything Aaron doesn't already know. Admittedly, his access to workout with the likes of Cecila, Dillon, Owen, and Jess, the silent assassins who go about their business does leave me a bit salty. These people bring the best out of me athletically without even saying a word.
Now for the discussion at hand. Aaron may be more fit than me on January 28th 2023, but in two months time there is a healthy debate to be had. First, my hiatus from training not only turned me into a temporary bag of potatoes balancing debits and credits, it gave me an oppurtunity to experience a time period without a part of me that was essential for me to live...competition and fitness. Second, getting snubbed from the board of directors has left a permanent itch that needs to be scratched. Lastly, I have yet to take my shirt off for a workout. You just wait, Aaron, until the glow of my pasty white skin peirces the eyes of my competition.
With three factors mentioned above, I believe there is a strong case to be made that my fitness can surpass Aaron Sexton's in two months time. Time will tell. Stay tuned.
