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Everything he sees, he absorbs and adopts it


 

Entries in first legless rope climb (2)

Pics of the Week + New Graduate

Before we get into our shameful Pics of the Week, there is one graduation to catch up on. Back on Tuesday's TGU/rope climb workout, Jessica got her first legless rope climb during the first round.

I'm really proud of how your fitness has been progressing Jessica, even during your soccer season - it really helps out our gym as a whole. See, we've been working hard since 2010 to get a good reputation as a place where only the most serious athletes can make it; an environment so grueling and rigorous that the synonym function runs out of suggestions for...

... hold on, I'm getting a text.

... actually, it's a picture message, so it might take a minute

/flips phone open, download bar steadily moving from left to right

... any second now

/"La Di Da Di" (text message alert)

"A dream fulfilled"

What the hell Mr. Kuiper?! I thought you had retired from the Waffle House Response Team back in 2019? And speaking of Champions Club peeps trying their darndest to mock me, here's another picture message that froze my phone from yesterday:

Reese and Makenna imitating the classic sideways picture point on their way to a soccer game, only it's supposed to be diagonal, and no thumb! You dingi.