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Entries in baby cameron (8)
A Picture is Worth a Hundred Words or So: Baby Cameron Takes Flight
Chris Sinagoga | Monday, November 8, 2021 at 11:00AM "Hey daddy?"
"Yes, Cameron."
"Do you remember that little girl at the Olympics who did the perfect dives?"
"Yes, Cameron."
"Can I try?"
"Well, at least I still have Brett should something go wrong."
"Okay, here I go."
"Cameron, I believe you're already been deducted points for the effort to climb up the diving board."
"Oh, I'm not a diver, I'm a monkey who's going to dive in a pool."
"You know, Cameron, contrary to popular belief monkeys can actually swim."
"Whoa, this is high daddy, what should I do?"
"Well, it's really simple. You need to tuck your limbs as close as you can to the axis point of rotation at your GCM. This decreases any potential excess moment arms and therefore increases your rotational inertia."
"Okay, like this?"
"Cameron, are you pretending to be some rapidly accelerating Tetris shape?"
"Daddy, how come I can do this but you can't do a handstand?"
"Go to your room Cameron."
