CrossFit Athletic Group

It is late in the Summer and quite frankly, I am more susceptible to bargains, negotiating, and guilt-tripping. Lindsey has been campaigning for about three weeks for an Athlete of the Week nod, and Ricky decided he wanted to win it this week (being that it's his last full week before he heads off to school) and threatened not to come back next Summer if Lindsey got it.

So what did each of them bring to the table this week? Ricky's mom brought in brownies and sour gummy worms. Lindsey counted for attendance. And in a final chance to showcase their dominance over the other, both failed to impress at the group football game today for the team workout. If anything, I should be Athlete of the Week: good score on that horrible Tuesday workout, good time on Fran, and laser-point passes at the park today. But as I mentioned, it's the middle of August and both have worn on me to the point of white-towel waiving. So in the name of good business practices, let's see if we can get a cataclysmic split of membership at the gym.

Vote for Ricky or Lindsey as Athlete of the Week in the comments below. Voting ends on Sunday night at 11:59 pm. Base it off popularity. Base it off least representing of their respective gender. Or base it off sheer spite and ill-will. I could not care less. Anything to wash my hands of this weirdness.